2027 calendar for blokes
MAKE YOUR BLOKE A BONAFIDE CALENDAR MODEL.
Whether he likes it or not.
Chuck us a photo of your dad, hubby, or that mate who reckons he’s a solid 10. We’ll slap his mug on 12 iconic Aussie personas from bronzed lifesaver to tradie of the month and print it on a massive wall calendar for everyone to suffer through.
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Before
After
You’re already thinking of a bloke…
Dad
Husband
Boyfriend
Brother
Mate
Workmate
Boss
Secret Santa
Birthdays ★
Christmas ★
Father’s Day ★
Retirement ★
Anniversaries ★
Just because ★
Farewells ★
Bucks weekends ★
A public service announcement
Don’t buy him another pair of UNDerwear.
Let’s be honest, he doesn’t need more jocks, socks, or BBQ tongs. He needs to be taken down a peg. Give him a stitch-up that’ll have the whole family howling at Christmas and hanging on his wall all damn year.
How it works
Three steps. Zero effort. Maximum embarrassment.
1
COUGH UP A PHOTO
Just one clear shot of his face. Front-on, good lighting, no sunnies, no mates in the background. Easy.
2
WE DO THE HEAVY LIFTING
Our AI magic turns him into 12 true-blue Aussie icons. You get a free preview to make sure it’s properly hilarious before paying a cent.
3
DELIVER THE BLOW
. Buy the physical calendar. You get all the credit for the best gift of the year, and he gets 365 days of embarrassment.
The 2027 line-up
Twelve months. Twelve careers. Zero qualifications.
Every calendar opens with a magazine-style cover starring your bloke as “Bloke of the Year”. Thirteen artworks in total. Not bad for a man who still can’t find the TV remote.
The evidence
Before: asleep on the couch. After: calendar model.
Before
After
Floral shirt and thongs. Now the hottest bloke at the station.
Still can’t find the garden hose.
Before
After
Cardigan and a cuppa. Now first on the truck.
Same grin. Considerably fewer layers.
Before
After
Tucked-in shirt and a garden hose. Now he runs the big one.
Still waters the lawn at 6am.
The fine print (it’s all good)
And yes, we actually print it.
Not a PDF. Not a screensaver. A proper, hang-it-on-the-wall printed calendar that his mates will pretend not to laugh at.
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13 original artworks: 12 months plus a cover
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Made to order, starring your bloke
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A fresh gag every month, so nothing goes stale
Your free first preview
See him in uniform. No payment required.
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Will it look like him?
Same grin. Same moustache. Same questionable posture.
We keep everything that makes him him: the face, the hair, the exact angle of the smirk. If the likeness is off, you’ll see it in the free preview, before you spend a cent.
Photo tips for a ripper result
• Face on show, in daylight
• One bloke per photo, no group shots
• Sunnies and caps? Take ’em off
• Skip the filters and the beer goggles
Perfect for
Sorted for every occasion.
Birthday
Another year older. Same dad jokes, now in calendar form.
Christmas
Better than a bottle of whisky. Funnier, too.
Father’s Day
He says he doesn’t want a fuss. The calendar disagrees.
Retirement
Congrats on finishing work. His real career starts now.
Anniversary
Cheaper than a weekend away, and he’ll never live it down.
Just because
Needs no excuse. Just a bloke worth embarrassing.
Questions, answered
Fair questions. Straight answers.
How does it work?
Do I see anything before I pay?
How many photos do I need?
Will it actually look like him?
What if he doesn’t like it?
Is it really printed?
Can I order extra copies?
How long does delivery take?
What happens to my photo?
How much does it cost?
Everyone knows an GOod Cxnt.
Make it official.
Upload one photo. Get your free preview. Give him a present he’ll never live down.
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